JustNoodle> be right back
JustNoodle> it’s time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
meatwad_> you’re committing suicide?!
sd> I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure.
sd> Me: “If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he’s going to get it. He doesn’t have to hack the system, he can just get it from you.”
sd> Exec: “That’s crazy, I’d never give anyone my password.”
sd> Me: “Imagine you come home and find someone’s broken in. He’s got a gun to your daughter’s head, and he tells you he’s going to shoot in ten seconds if you don’t give him your password. What would you do?”
sd> Exec: [long pause] … Which daughter?
sd> To this day I still don’t know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example.
Corsair> My ex-wife pulled my kids out of school because she wants to home-school them.
Dolphin_24994> And this is bad?
Corsair> Damn straight. That fucking idiot couldn’t teach someone how to pour water out of a bucket with instructions printed on the bottom.
wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
wangschlong> it turns out
wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
+Inca> Lydia: Why did George Bush cross the road?
+Inca> Lydia: Because his penis was stuck in the chicken!
+Inca> I have strange friends
+spock1104> he fucked the chicken and didn’t have an exit strategy >_>
Esk|out> If You’re Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
Esk|out> If you cannot find Osama,bomb Iraq.
Esk|out> If the terrorists are frisky,
Esk|out> Pakistan is looking shifty,
Esk|out> North Korea is too risky,
Esk|out> Bomb Iraq.
DaFuror> ok
DaFuror> that about sucked
phac> what now daf?
DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago
g3nocide> U1 ?
DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server
DaFuror> well, anyway
DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me
g3nocide> LOL
DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1
DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept
g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server
DaFuror> I can
g3nocide> LOL
DaFuror> t
g3nocide> omfg
DaFuror> wait to see the police report
g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware
mETRo> you shoulda taken it back to walmart lol
mETRo> they take anything back
zx2ms> dude serisouly I was read to just throw it away and buy a new one
zx2ms> instead of go through the hassle
mETRo> you could bring in a box of used rubbers there
mETRo> and theyd be like “was there anything wrong with them?”
[xENo]> just set the kid on the counter
zx2ms> lol
